Porn Store Stories: Moaning Monday

A few years ago I worked at an “adult novelty store”. Craziest job ever. I used to mentally compose letters to my more colorful customers and write them in a blog after I got home. That blog is long gone; these are the stories that I still have.

Dear MILF Hunter,

 

Pro-tip: When you come into a porn store searching for new MILF related masturbation material, do not ask the cashier helping you look, “by the way, do you have any kids?” It makes us nervous.

 

Signed,

Not a MILF

 

Dear “Stripper”,

 

Why do I have trouble believing that a 70 year old man needs a stripper discount for his leather thong? Are male strippers in high demand among the nursing home ladies or something? I know we live in Retirement Central, but still, something seems suspicious here.

 

Signed,

Not Buying It

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